pochowek:

Showed my sushi socks to my vegetarian friend the other day and she just took an incredibly quick glance and said “You have carcasses on your socks. Theres dead bodies on your socks” Why do people who listen to the smiths gotta be like that

thestrangestbyers:

The Party: *tease Will about his haircut*

Will: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid bowlcut? That’s weird.

kitfisto:

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?